TJ

"A Tentacle Job" - When receiving the equivalent of a hand job, only from a being that has tentacles.

"Oh Dude! I was with this crazy alien squid chick last night, she gives the absolute best TJ."

by D-Plam February 26, 2009

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TJ

A low life mutha fucker who thinks he's a super human. He is extremely anti social, and is afraid of balloons. The word TJ could also mean "shriveled mangled small dick"

Guy: Stop being a pussy you little TJ.
Girl: My boyfriends hot and all, but he has such a TJ!

by T.J.. October 28, 2014

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a boy who willingly submits himself to being plowed by his dad

"Wow, his dad has sex with him and he likes it? What a tj!"

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TJ's

Nice junk food. Sometimes pisses me off when they dont deliver that fine shit.

Erm tjs? i told u i wanted da small fries bitch!

by lets go straight to da motherfuckin source and see wot we can find May 1, 2005

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An amazing and awesome person , who loves purple

Person 1: OMG that dude is wearing purple...He's awesome!!!!
person 2: ye thats Tj

by Shadow_2009 April 13, 2010

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TJ

A "Talk Job." The much less satisfying cousin of the BJ. Usually the work of a person who is trying to "score" with a girl but can't close the deal, and an unusually long conversation ensues.

Kiko has been talking to that stripper over there for 45 minutes and hasn't even gotten a lap dance. He must be giving her a TJ.

by CarlosQuintana March 26, 2008

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