Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.
I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.
by Brien2 January 17, 2011
Get the finger moppingmug. Sarah: Shit i've just got my period! Have you got any sanitary products i could use?
Mandy: Yeah sure i think i have a pussy mop you can have.
Mandy: Yeah sure i think i have a pussy mop you can have.
by sazra May 19, 2005
Get the pussy mopmug. The sexual act of ejaculating onto a females pubic hair, then proceeding to spread it around with your penis.
by magicmike11 February 25, 2014
Get the Mop the Carpetmug. A old woman's very hairy old gray vagina and overgrown taint The overgrowth looks like she's shaking an old, dirty mop head around.
I'm scarred for life brooohhh. I just walked in on my gramma douching herself on the toilet and all I saw was her dingy mop. I feel sick.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2016
Get the Dingy Mopmug. 1. n. A blow job.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
1. "Dude! This chick bit my penis while giving me a mop job the other day! Now I have a sweet scar!"
2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"
3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."
2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"
3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."
by Captain Hot Pocket December 9, 2008
Get the mop jobmug. If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion.
Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.
Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.
Yo look at that bitch there... she got some big lips... That bitch mop salad...
That chick got on juicy booty shorts.... that's definitely mop salad.
That bitch is Mop Salad... She always got lollipop in her mouth.
That chick got on juicy booty shorts.... that's definitely mop salad.
That bitch is Mop Salad... She always got lollipop in her mouth.
by JoeBuddenTV August 4, 2009
Get the Mop Saladmug. by preludepilot May 13, 2005
Get the piss mopmug.