Tampon holder

Someone stuck in the friend zone who always helps their crush even though they never show any interest

Man that guy is such a tampon holder . No matter how hard he tries she ain't gonna be into him.

by Psm5254 October 01, 2015

cum holder

A person who keep jizz In their undies because it feels nice with it oozes around they're cock

Paul: why do you keep jizz in your pants?! You're like a cum holder!
Greg: it feels nice on my cock
Paul: sounds good maybe I'll go home pull up the ol' pornhub and keep some miss in my pants
(Next day)
Sophie:ewww what's that In your pants.
Paul: it's jizz it feels nice
Sophie: I wish I could cum,
Paul: you can just go on pornhub!
Sophie: I'll try it!
Then the cycle continues!

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

Cryo Vision Holder

One’s who had to work their entire lives to feel accepted, but yet they feel that their work was all in vain. Having to freeze their hearts in order to feel the warmth they so dearly crave.

“Why does Eula feel the need to hide her true self to both her family and the people of Monstadt?”

“Oh it’s cause she is a Cryo Vision Holder.”

by smellyellee August 16, 2021

Steering Wheel Holder

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.

This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

by Mikokat92 May 09, 2019

stubby holder

When one gets extremely intoxicated and passes out, only to have his mates remove his strides and firmly plant a stubby up his arse.

Arrgghh look at the monkey. Can't handle his piss. Stick a goon up the bastards arse.

(moments later)

Look at him. Look at the stubby holder.

by Sloppy Hole May 04, 2005

hoo hoo holders

Hoo hoo holders are commonly known as bras because they hold hoo hoo's.

Please take your hoo hoo holders off the wash line honey babes. This is awkward for everybody.

by binxter2 January 07, 2012

Eye of the beer holder

The point in time when one gets too drunk to the point where a person holds no standards for the opposite sex

Person 1: Damn why is Joe talking to that ugly chick.
Person 2: He's wasted, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder for him now.

by amcoho May 14, 2012