Food

The best thing in the whole world

Usually all u need to get in a relationship

Guy: hey girl want to go eat sometime...on me

Girl: did u say food...MARRY ME

by Yaezze June 14, 2017

food

worthless, unnecessary, useless, and unneeded to live.

Hey nick want some food

No food is unnecessary

by Donnioe September 1, 2021

food

THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER EXCEPT DESTROYING TRUMPS WALL>

FOOD ID TASTY>x

by Slayer1 youtube June 6, 2017

Food

The sole source of my happiness. My reason to live. My reason to smile. I worship and adore you. You fill the empty void within my heart and heal all my woes. You bring meaning and joy into the monotone atmosphere I am surrounded by. Oh thank you ever so much. Thank you for everything!

Person 1: Food is life
Person 2: Agreed

by Poopydiaperbaby69 January 28, 2022

food

The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?

I gave her food and she gave me a blowjob in return. It was tasty for the both of us!

by MasterDisaster December 30, 2012

FOOD

n*gga why in the fuck do you need to look up the definition of food? YOU EAT IT!

I eat my own sh*t as food.

by strawberrymilq October 13, 2017

food

the actual love of my life frfr like y'all don't even understand. better than a relationship and friendship. food got yo back since day 1 sis.

me; food i love u
food;

by sup brudda August 6, 2019