crag dangle

(verb) : ejaculating into someone's ear, usually a female.

Mikey crag dangled Jennifer after a long night of old fashioned sex.

by 1-800-Asian Dave August 15, 2007

Angle Of The Dangle

The Angle of the dangle
In direct proportion to the heat of the meat
Causes the size of the rise
And the mass of the ass
To remain constant

More complete term / defintion for the angle of the dangle

by UAOF March 02, 2008

Snap and Dangle

When you and your buddy are double teaming a bitch, one behind and one in the mouth. Whoever's hittin it doggy pulls out and snaps his condom off and dangles it above the bitches head.

Bro let’s hit this bitch with the “Snap and Dangle”

by Digbick275 July 05, 2018

portland dangle

The act of a man stirring another person's drink with his penis. Originating from Portland.

Rick asked me to make him a mixed drink, so I poured coke and whiskey into the cup and gave it the ole' Portland dangle.

by Danglemonster February 19, 2016

Dangled Carat

when someone is led on to think they are getting engaged, a faux engagement

No one deserves to have a dangled carat. He acted like he was going to pop the question but instead he dangled carat. Nothing is worse than a dangled carat

by Feeling Beachie November 08, 2014

chain dangle

Have your man on top while the chain smacks your face

Let’s go let the chain dangle in my face

by Toastyshark February 15, 2020

majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.

Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom

by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018