non dairy creamer

A woman with giant breast implants.

"Damn, did you see the non dairy creamer over there!"

by jimmyinu November 13, 2005

Irish Creamer

While brewing some coffee in the kitchen, you procure some anal from your partner. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, poor the hot coffee in the gaping anal cavity, and ejaculate into the coffee.

Michael gave April an Irish Creamer last night. She got third degree burns in her ass, but he wasn't really sure why it was called an Irish Creamer.

by notCanada February 14, 2010

Boston Creamer

When two gays are going at it, and one pulls out his wiener and it's covered in shit. The gay who was getting his butt plowed (Gay #1) then proceeds to jizz all over the other dude's doo doo covered wang. The Boston Creamer is then enjoyed by Gay #1.

"Jeff gave Kris a boston creamer last night." "Oh, I didn't know Kris was gay."

by Yo-Nai!!!! February 24, 2010

Creamer Deluxe

The act of kissing your child "good night" right after you applied oral sex, and could possibly leave your son/daughter with the taste of semin in their mouth, or a couple of pubes to think about.

I was watching Suzie through the window last night, and she gave her son Tommy the creamer deluxe

by ND Ajax student March 25, 2009

non-dairy creamer

a girl jacks you off

so gave me a non-dairy creamer

by daymn May 18, 2004

non dairy creamer

The white stuff that comes from a dude.

I've been wackin ur sweet spot for long enough baby, now let me have some of that sweet non dairy creamer.

by Cockass August 3, 2007

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.

Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015