A dog with special needs that cant stand straight, gets confused easily , and runs into things. Some say he is stuck in the 1st grade. He says kiss my ass.(squirrel)!
by Bobster2222 August 15, 2018
Get the Zeusmug. this is where one Zeus cums in a cup then proceeds to get a really black long skeng from the holiest of London gangsters swirls it around in the cup the penetrates himself with it and finally disembowels his target of choice with it the target is usually Luke Wilkinson
by megga miond January 31, 2022
Get the stinky skeng cup of zeusmug. by ChibiAirMan April 2, 2013
Get the Zeusmug. One of the gods that brought plagues to humans that weren't scared of him along with the gods that served him like
his brother Hades.
his brother Hades.
Zeus didn't like it too much when people stood up to him, he hated it to the point that he would pretend to be on their side when they cleaned up the mess he made.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
Get the Zeusmug. He is the nicest person ever. Don't be fooled by Greek Mythology, for the one and only person he loves is Hera. When they talk about their love; they talk about a garden.
They looked at each other and never looked back.
It's not about taking Hera's side, or Zeus's side, but more like the bigger picture-- of them together both happy. So when you praise them, praise both for their love-- that's eternal.
We get the bigger picture wrong, thinking it's one side vs the other, but when you put it together, it's moreso them together fighting for the bigger cause.
So write about how much he loves his wife, and write how much he love everyone, and write about Hera as being the number one, because that is what they probably want everyone to remember in the end.
Write about their love, because, in the end, it's always Hera and Zeus.
So Zeus, I hope we write about you two being in love, happy, and complete, for when we read about you, we read about how you two always come back to each other in the end.
They looked at each other and never looked back.
It's not about taking Hera's side, or Zeus's side, but more like the bigger picture-- of them together both happy. So when you praise them, praise both for their love-- that's eternal.
We get the bigger picture wrong, thinking it's one side vs the other, but when you put it together, it's moreso them together fighting for the bigger cause.
So write about how much he loves his wife, and write how much he love everyone, and write about Hera as being the number one, because that is what they probably want everyone to remember in the end.
Write about their love, because, in the end, it's always Hera and Zeus.
So Zeus, I hope we write about you two being in love, happy, and complete, for when we read about you, we read about how you two always come back to each other in the end.
by Rowsea July 16, 2020
Get the Zeusmug. Having no idea what to do with one's umbrella when entering a building. Often after walking in the rain.
He felt nice and dry walking to his house, but Zeus's peril struck him with great intensity when he saw his carpeted floors.
by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022
Get the Zeus's Perilmug. by Chancresaurus Rex March 27, 2023
Get the ZEUSmug.