Lucky the Lag Turtle

The cause of copious amounts of lag and anger while playing video games

"Are you serious!? I just domed that guy 4 times! Lucky the lag turtle is shitting on my house right now."

or

"What!? How did I get in this rock? Lucky the lag turtle's a cold mistress"

by VerbleAbuse January 14, 2010

the breezy turtle

the act of holding a piece of turd in your anus and moments later farting blowing the air past the turd, creating a really bad smell of shit in your surroundings.

damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!

by DRFINEST2010 June 2, 2010

The Awkward Turtle

A sex position. A guy gets a girl naked, gets himself naked except for his pants, and lays on top of her. He then proceeds to awkwardly dry hump her while wriggling his arms and legs and making awkward noises, including the phrase, "Awkward turtle!!"

Man, Kevin totally Awkward Turtled Amanda last night. She was so mad.

Timmy never had sex before, and he really liked Stacy. They were making out and were about to have sex, but Timmy got really nervous. Instead, he just did The Awkward Turtle until she got dressed and went home.

by SuccubusLady August 4, 2011

ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017

Gomer the Butt Turtle

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole

Eat my ass Gomer the butt turtle!!

by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010

choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

by Nabomb July 30, 2007

The Ninja Turtle

A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.

I can this one the Ninja Turtle.

by MonmouthConglomerate October 5, 2009