Texan Drill Bit

A sexual act that involves a male penetrating a female butt while it is full of Shit. Usually done in a circular way. This takes the name of Texan Drill Bit because when a drill bit is digging, it does so while spinning and converting the soil to mud. Not very widespread Most Common in urban Texas, Tennessee, and Arizona.

Steve: Hey man why are you walking all funny like that.
Tom: Haley and I tried the Texan Drill Bit last night.
Steve: Oh yeah its gonna sting for a couple of Months.
Tom: Try telling that to Haley. She'll shit sideways weeks.

by rednecktxn October 4, 2010

Texan basement gremlin

A short older man or "Gremlin" hiding in your basement waiting for you to fall or get stuck so he can proceed to give you a Texas chilli bowl

Watch out when your at seth's place I think there might be a Texan basement gremlin in his house

by One single yike September 18, 2020

texan snot rocket

The act of shotting snot form your noes into the girls vagina during sex

"I gave her a texan snot rocket last week."

by Zach w September 24, 2006

giving birth to a baby texan

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.

"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."

by tommm May 16, 2005

West Texan Horse Fuckin'

to fuck one, a chick with no reguard for her or your own safety. From behind with a fist full of hair, just givin her hell.

Man we were at Las Cruces a few weeks ago and ol' Wes rounded up that bitch. Man he took her to his horse trailer and gave a good ol' fashion West Texas Horse Fuckin'.

by El Verno of Arizona May 11, 2004

Crazy Texan Lady

See Yankee:
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She is such a crazy texan lady!

by CBD October 4, 2003

texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.

"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!

by CrapGhost July 17, 2021