Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.

Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...

by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021

Fan Room Picasso

The act of jerking off in multiple places in the fan room of a nuclear submarine. The arcing loads of jizz splashing on the ventilation equipment creating works of abstract expressionism. The Picasso reference was due to the boxy nature of the equipment in the fan room and Picasso’s cubism period.

Little sailor Billy is a fan room Picasso during field day. Better steer clear or you could lose an eye.

by wet poncho villa June 15, 2021

Citroen Xsara Picasso

An egg shaped minivan, which is one of the ugliest Citroens ever made other than the C3 Pluriel, an egg shaped roadster.

M: What car does he drive?
T: A Citroen Xsara Picasso.
M: Well, that's an ugly piece of shit.

by MVT, the greek spoondog... August 11, 2025

Picasso Salad

A messed up looking pussy, but tight and wet as fuck

Man... That girl I saw last night had a Picasso Salad...

by Sir__Cums_Alot May 18, 2024

Picasso

Meaning very nice, beautiful or cool

Friend 1: my girlfriend showed me her boobs last night

Friend 2: Picasso

by ChipperDipperDoo March 2, 2024