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Moop

A jelly-like glue substance, silver and purple in color
Could you please pass the moop so that I can finish my scrapbook?
by Elizabeth Wolf March 2, 2004
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Moop Things

by AngeryCat September 8, 2021
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"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."
There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019
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moop

girl - “imma go to the bathroom
me - “ aw shit, she gonna drop a moop”
by JustDaNeighboor February 16, 2022
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Moop

Negative emotions and feeligns.
I'm having a really hard time dealing with my moop today

Imma take a nap to avoid dealing with this moop
by Diodice June 29, 2019
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Moop

Moop
Moop - melia
by CowsAreC00l September 30, 2021
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Moop

A person that has sex with dead people.
eww.. she's a moop.
by Roman Anders November 24, 2011
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