Liz and Samson

they make people laugh, they write stickers and stick them on their friends, they design cool shite, and they like it.

i woke up this morning with a "your ma's your da" sticker on my hat, "ah fuck,liz and samson"

by citybanger November 06, 2008

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The Whispering Liz

A very spooki mumu dat will randomly join a facebook call that ur in and will whisper shit into the mic.

"Oh shit Mark! It's The Whispering Liz!"

by Liezel mumu Domingouwuigrhjeai November 06, 2018

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liz bliz

getting a blow job from a chick named liz.

joe: i got the worst case of the blue balls, man.

stan: sounds like you need a liz bliz.

by liz bliz March 23, 2009

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liz messer

Liz Messer is a typical white girl, who gets starbucks everyday, has an iphone, wears uggs, and sweaters but its ok because shes better than you. All the guys love her, especially Rutter. girls envy her, boys drool over her. everyone loves liz. and yes, she is the girl who has the hashtag lizmesserstyle. dont hate on her because you all know she better than andrew rutter. amanda is her right hand man btw. she loves food and tumblr so i guess she even more white. she hates sports so dont ever talk about sports to her or else she'll make everyone hate you because shes def the most popular girl in Springfield. the most hipster person you will ever meet. if you ever happen to run into her, you better bow down to her because shes the baddest out there. tender hearted girl and she makes the best faces. she has the biggest booty in the whoolleee school. she has long light brown flowing hair like rapunzel. always praise liz

"that girl is such a liz messer"
"damn straight she is, hipster status."

by meow mix1234567890 October 01, 2013

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Liz Monaghan

Liz Monaghan is a local celebrity of Virgina! She is currently attempting to break the world record of people slept with in a month. She is currently at 52 and steadily working her way up! She also has set a record for cumshots in the ass.
She has even received the prestigious reward of herpes and clamidia! She is well on her way to her illustrious career as a whore!

"ohh you slept with the 5th guy this week? you pullin a Liz Monaghan"

by Patty309i234 April 26, 2010

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