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Abdominally gifted

People who are overly muscular in the abdominal area.
The guys in 300 were easily Abdominally gifted!
by Bob T August 14, 2007
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gifted oxy

You know how to feed on call of duty? Yeah like gifted oxy
by ExciteGetLaced July 4, 2015
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Valentine Gift

Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.
Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.
by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010
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Gift of the Vagi

Dude, that bitch gave me the Gift of the Vagi.
by Mr. Joshua May 21, 2012
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God's gift

weed, marijuana also known as God's gift from heaven
How do you think of marijuana?

God's gift
by Ronny Lancy September 21, 2005
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Three-gift

I'm all for re-gifting but that candle Jessica gave me is useless so I am going to three-gift it
by ederra December 20, 2010
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farting gift

(1) Letting out a SBD (Slient But Deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. This works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.

(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.

(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.
(1) Chase- "Oh man, this is a boring party"

Miles- "No kidding"

Chase- "Lets get going"

Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"

Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"

Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*

(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*

Rick- *Opens Travis' present*

Travis- "Haha (giggles)"

Rick- *Smells the box*

Travis- *LOLs*

Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"

Travis- *ROFL*

(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"

Bill- "What?"

Patrick- "I got you a present"

Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"

Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"

Bill- *Closes eyes*
by Temari's gurl June 24, 2009
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