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Vanilla Plastered

When someone, or a group of people get drunk, wasted, smashed, out of their fucking mind.
Guy 1: What happened last night at the party?

Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.
by mcdrunken May 22, 2011
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Dirty Vanilla

Dirty Vanilla is commonly understood as the smell left on your clothing and person after receiving dances in a strip club. The smell is sometimes misidentified as a singular smell, but in actuality it is a combination of smells that scientists cannot recreate outside of the gentleman's club. It is a unique combination of cigarette smoke (typically from menthol cigarettes), sweat, baby powder, paper money, cheap perfume, Jack Daniels, and trace amounts of Red Bull. The intensity of the smell is in direct proportion to the amount of lap dances received and time spent in the strip club.

Dirty Vanilla is dangerous because all men are unknowingly attracted to the smell, but non-stripper women are threatened by the smell despite them not fully understanding the origin of it. In order for a man to escape the consequences of bringing the smell home with them, precautions must be taken. Complete changes of clothes and a shower before coming home are typical methods for reducing the amount of Dirty Vanilla brought home since the smell can most commonly be carried on clothing and hair. The smell has been known to linger on a shirt worn to the strip club for up to 48 hours after leaving the club, but reports like this are rare since few lack the bankroll or free time for the amount of lap dances required to get the smell to stick for that long.
Dude, my whole laundry hamper smells like Dirty Vanilla since we went to the strip club yesterday!

Yeah, Mercedes and Trinity sure gave a hell of a lap dance!

Hey man, can we swing by your house first before you drop me off? I want to borrow a shirt so my girlfriend doesn't smell the Dirty Vanilla on me.

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by derSTIG September 21, 2011
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vanilla skin

by Vanilla skin February 4, 2007
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vanilla down

The equivalent of "watered down," only used in reference to ice cream.
"Hey man, is that moose tracks any good?"
"Nah, they really vanillaed it down."
or
"Dude, my ice cream looks nothing like it does on the box!"
"Yeah man, they always vanilla down that shit."
by Apple C. Obbler November 23, 2009
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Vanilla Milla

When you have a threesome with a Ford Mustang and a chainsaw.
Hey bro I just had a Vanilla Milla last night and my ass still hurts.
by Jacobs72 April 21, 2021
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vanilla bean

the white kid that is still a mexican on the inside so you call him/her vanilla bean
by mexicansamuri December 27, 2011
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Vanilla-Icing

Stealing a beat/melody of a song, like that douche rapper Vanilla Ice
Damn, you're fucking Vanilla-icing that song, bitch, it sounds just like fucking Under Pressure, you talentless douche.
by The Gep March 13, 2011
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