fuck my life

The motto of life for all students going through huge amounts of pain in completing certificate of sorts, specifically referenced commonly by University Students.
*Question* How does the relationship between two variables correspond to commentary of person x's assessment of relative elasticity *End Question*

*Student* 'Fuck My Life' *End Student*
by Super Mouse July 03, 2009
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Cry my life

From the east of England; Specifically the Saffron Walden area. Used to express minor hardship or in place of "woe is me", often sarcastically.
Person 1: do you want to grab lunch?
Person 2: I can't even afford a meal-deal, cry my life!
by Barg8 August 25, 2019
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literally my life

A term used primarily by white teen-girls trying to discribe how one thing relates to them on a personal level.
"She slept in all day yesterday. Thats like.. literally my life."
by Romeo and Deviet March 28, 2016
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Bun My Life

If you were to say 'fml, or fuck my life" it's the same thing but bun means fuck in the Jamaican language, so you would say bun my life.
Tom; I went to the grocery store and jizzed in my pants ... bun my life
by BodMon12 June 14, 2009
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Exit my life

Die. They are pretty much asking you to die.
You can exit my life now.
by Kool Boo February 16, 2015
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Story Of My Life

An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.

I just got dumped. Story of my life.

I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
by Da Milkman July 01, 2009
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