by Retardef July 24, 2020

A is for Alone, emos are known for this, but sometimes its just to go free of problems and sway with the music.
B is for Band, many emos are in a garage band.
C is for caring. Emos arent afraid to show their emotions, and they say I love you and mean it. They are much more caring then the modern jock azz.
D is for delicate. Emos are the very rare type of boy that will give you a gentle kiss and be happy, rather then digging into the pants or bra.
E is for emotion, emos show them very well and don't hide them at all. You don't have to go through days to know their personality.
F is for fuckers, all of those people who call all emos 'Gay cutters' Get your facts straight kids.
G is for grand, emos are truly a grand sight for your eyes!
H is for heart. Amazing! Girls listen to this, most emos auctually have one! O_O
I is for intimate. Trust me, emos can be very intimate.
J is for 'Just another stereotype' They have many definitions and opinions, just like all of the other labels out there.
K is for Kiss, and may I mention, they are great at it!
L is for love. Not lust like other guys, but love.
M is for make-up. Some emos wear eyeliner and black nailpolish. This is not gay or bi. Its just hott. Get over yourselves people and accept the truth.
N is for Never. He never hugs to tight, he never walks away when you cry on his shoulder, he never presses you to do something for his pleasure.
O is for only you. If you date one of these rare boys, it is a rare occurence if they cheat.
P is for paper heart. It takes alot for one of these guys to trust a girl, if that girl hurts him, you can almost hear the shredder coming out.
Q is for quest. These boys know their goal in life, and they go toward it.
R is for rain. Rain plays a big part- often they write poems when it rains. Also, their beautiful hair looks perfect in the rain.
S is for she. There are also such a thing as emo girls, some people don't understand.
T is for true. Forget Rihanna and her songs for a moment people. Emos are very true, and loyal. Kindof like a trustworthy dog. O_o
U is for unknown. Most of the 'real emos' are unknown, as there are way too many posers out there.
V is for Vishue, and many other bands that you never heard of. These boys find the unknown, and they treasure it.
W is for Why. Why yet another label? And where. Where did it all start?
X is for XXX. Emos make a new much more modern and better definition for XXX.
Y is yum. Just... yum.
Z is for (as 'panic at the gay bar' said) Zooming in with their camera, because they are a talented photographer who always has the perfect balancing shots.
B is for Band, many emos are in a garage band.
C is for caring. Emos arent afraid to show their emotions, and they say I love you and mean it. They are much more caring then the modern jock azz.
D is for delicate. Emos are the very rare type of boy that will give you a gentle kiss and be happy, rather then digging into the pants or bra.
E is for emotion, emos show them very well and don't hide them at all. You don't have to go through days to know their personality.
F is for fuckers, all of those people who call all emos 'Gay cutters' Get your facts straight kids.
G is for grand, emos are truly a grand sight for your eyes!
H is for heart. Amazing! Girls listen to this, most emos auctually have one! O_O
I is for intimate. Trust me, emos can be very intimate.
J is for 'Just another stereotype' They have many definitions and opinions, just like all of the other labels out there.
K is for Kiss, and may I mention, they are great at it!
L is for love. Not lust like other guys, but love.
M is for make-up. Some emos wear eyeliner and black nailpolish. This is not gay or bi. Its just hott. Get over yourselves people and accept the truth.
N is for Never. He never hugs to tight, he never walks away when you cry on his shoulder, he never presses you to do something for his pleasure.
O is for only you. If you date one of these rare boys, it is a rare occurence if they cheat.
P is for paper heart. It takes alot for one of these guys to trust a girl, if that girl hurts him, you can almost hear the shredder coming out.
Q is for quest. These boys know their goal in life, and they go toward it.
R is for rain. Rain plays a big part- often they write poems when it rains. Also, their beautiful hair looks perfect in the rain.
S is for she. There are also such a thing as emo girls, some people don't understand.
T is for true. Forget Rihanna and her songs for a moment people. Emos are very true, and loyal. Kindof like a trustworthy dog. O_o
U is for unknown. Most of the 'real emos' are unknown, as there are way too many posers out there.
V is for Vishue, and many other bands that you never heard of. These boys find the unknown, and they treasure it.
W is for Why. Why yet another label? And where. Where did it all start?
X is for XXX. Emos make a new much more modern and better definition for XXX.
Y is yum. Just... yum.
Z is for (as 'panic at the gay bar' said) Zooming in with their camera, because they are a talented photographer who always has the perfect balancing shots.
Person 1 (one of the many 'fuckers'): Oh my god! Look, that guy has shaggy hair! {aka 'emo' hair} He writes lame poetry and cuts his wrists and cries all the time.
Person 2: Dude, your stereotyping again...Read the emo alphabet...
Person 3: *runs up to 'emo' and joins many other girls* Ohmigawd! Your like, so like, totally hawt! Will you go out with me?
Person 2: Dude, your stereotyping again...Read the emo alphabet...
Person 3: *runs up to 'emo' and joins many other girls* Ohmigawd! Your like, so like, totally hawt! Will you go out with me?
by UrNightmare *mwahahahaha* July 15, 2006

by That one les girl June 4, 2021

A quick way to simplify saying "L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+" and "SJW" at the same time. Primarily used in spoken conversation in the Carolinas. Used to combine both LGBTQIA+ and SJW in a single statement.
by HashesAshes95 January 31, 2023

A person who has, or is likely to have, a large collection of Sexually Transmitted Diseases is said to be host to the 'hepatitis alphabet'.
by JRolph April 24, 2009

A is for annoying, always dissing what is "odd".
B is for booty, the second only thing they think about.
C is for cheat, their only talent.
D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?
E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.
F is for "fag", what they call what is different.
G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.
H is for humane, that which they don't care about.
I is for individuality, that which they don't have.
J is for jokes that they play on other people.
K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.
L is for lame, the point which they fear.
M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.
N is fir no respect, what they give others.
O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.
P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.
Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.
R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.
S is for simple, they see only in black and white.
T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.
U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!
V is for vindictive, what more can I say.
W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA.
X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.
Y is for you, that which they don't care for.
Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!
B is for booty, the second only thing they think about.
C is for cheat, their only talent.
D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?
E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.
F is for "fag", what they call what is different.
G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.
H is for humane, that which they don't care about.
I is for individuality, that which they don't have.
J is for jokes that they play on other people.
K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.
L is for lame, the point which they fear.
M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.
N is fir no respect, what they give others.
O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.
P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.
Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.
R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.
S is for simple, they see only in black and white.
T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.
U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!
V is for vindictive, what more can I say.
W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA.
X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.
Y is for you, that which they don't care for.
Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!
Person 1: Hey, that guy totally matches the Emo alphabet!!! Lol!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!!
by The Emo Avenger!!! October 16, 2008

by Ashley Kenyeres September 25, 2003
