burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.

Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.

by mike charter January 6, 2022

TERD

Trump Emotional Response Delirium. When sufferers are confronted with Mr. Trump making one statement immediately followed by a contradictory statement, they become flushed in the face, insisting both statements are true.

He has a bad case of TERD. He believes everything Trump says, even if Trump immediately says the opposite in the same speech. .

by VERITAS HONORUS June 9, 2025

Terd

A ship name for turd and beard. This term is usually describes someone with and nasty beard

“Yo man, that man over there have a large terd.”

by TheBigNugget July 17, 2019

Terd Ferguson

When you’re in the bathtub getting booty hole finger blasted and a poop ball comes out and floats in the tub

I got terd Fergusoned last night with a guy from wall street and he just picked up the terd and set it on the edge of the tub for me to look at and realize what I had done.

by Quinoaslut December 15, 2021

Terd Swipe

someone who is a log of dung and/or wipes them up

That guy in the wifebeater is a total terd swipe.

by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010

buoyant terd

Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.

There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.

by Gamefreakr October 13, 2015

Triumphant terd

A crap that somone can be proud of.

That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.

by Will chatwin February 20, 2009