Skip to main content

Boston Tea Party

When 3 or more males stick their testicles in a move coined "tea bag" in one females mouth, in one night.
Joe, Josh, Nick and Steve had a Boston Tea Party with sue last night at Eric's house party.
by Joe Joe 18769 October 14, 2011
mugGet the Boston Tea Party mug.

boston tea party

The most extreme form of a tea bag: when a duude is able to successfully fit his entire testes satchel into a chick's asshole.
"Awww nigga, nuts in the ass and dick in the pussy"
by abcg May 9, 2005
mugGet the boston tea party mug.

Boston Tea Party

Historical event, where Bostonians sneaked onto an English cargo and threw down all the imported tea to protest against the tea tax
by Whale Watcher June 5, 2003
mugGet the Boston Tea Party mug.

Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.
History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
mugGet the Boston Tea Party mug.

African tea party

A group meeting where each person shits into a cup,then they all eat or drink each other’s shots till they are sick .
Me and my mates are going to an African tea party tonight .
by Lord cock big June 14, 2018
mugGet the African tea party mug.

Scottish tea party

The act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members.
A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019
mugGet the Scottish tea party mug.

mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.
You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?
by scarygary30 June 20, 2020
mugGet the mexican tea party mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email