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testie twisties

the action of grabbing ones testicular area and clenching them a slight bit too hard causing what some call a “male period” :)
Fuck you ill twist ur testicular region”
testie twisties fo lyfe twin
by glittertitssss August 23, 2025
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Stink Twisty

Dog treat. Commonly made from pork skin.
I noticed Rover has been having trouble pooping. I gave her a stink twisty about three days ago, but then like, an hour later she ate the whole bag.

...I was a bad dog owner. I don't buy stink twisties anymore.
by June Monsoon October 28, 2018
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The Twistie

The act of carefully inserting a twistie into you’re sexual partners anus and with your penis, pleasuring them until climax. Once reached height of pleasure, you release your twistie covered member, and proceed to feed your sexual partner the much needed cheesey delight that is smeered over your bulging tip.
Ben - “Mate, Luke and I were sitting around yesterday afternoon and he was so horny and hungry. So I decided to give him the twistie.”
Alex - “Was he full?”
Ben - “He had his fair share of biscuits and cheese.”
by Daddy191 January 12, 2018
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Twisty Cone

Taking a massive shit, not at all unlike soft-serve ice cream.
Oh shit, boss! I have a Pope's nose...I gotta go curl a twisty cone!
by yankee01 May 20, 2010
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Twisty Yeeter

That twisty yeeter fucked up ya trailer park! It yeeted ya trailer to the next county
by The big cheese 383 March 13, 2020
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twisty

guy 1:i put my dick in a twisty last night
guy 2:I tried but i could never do it.my dick is to short
guy 1:bummer
by zandasun May 7, 2016
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Twisty Puzzle

A twisty puzzle is a puzzle inspired by the Rubik's cube that can twist the sides and it has one or more solved permutations. A twisty puzzle counts as when the puzzle can rotate to get scrambled and solved back.
Person 1: Hey bro, i just solved my twisty puzzle today!
Person 2: Woah! That's amazing! Which one?
Person 1: The 2x3x4 (example)
Person 2: Wow! How long did it take?
Person 1: 20 minutes.
by krkika May 9, 2022
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