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tweaker bullshit

Run- around and scam activites and problematic situations associated with tweakers
by Welldur March 12, 2019
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Closet-tweaker

Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.

Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.
Closet-tweaker Look at that bitch wiggle, she is a closet tweaker!
by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018
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Tweaker Menu

A late night menu at restaurants for those sleep deprived or high off of illegal substances
"Man, its 3:00 AM, I think i need to order off the Tweaker Menu, im so hungry"
by offdazucks December 20, 2021
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Tweaker Tongue

"Tweaker Tongue," or "Tweeker Tongue" is a more informal (hilarious) way to refer to the well known Adderall Tongue, and is also related, but not equal, to "Meth Mouth."

Symptoms (most common to least): dry mouth, bad breath, a white film on tongue (due to bacterial overgrowth,) chapped lips, and sores on your tongue (sores will usually only occur if you suck on your tongue and are severely dehydrated, if you are neither of those, go see a doctor.) This is less severe than Meth Mouth because Tweaker Tongue does NOT include rotting teeth, stained teeth, cracked teeth, swollen and/or bleeding gums, sores on lips and throat, or loss of oral sensation and pain.

Fixes (most important to least): brush your teeth (seriously, you'll smell like you ate shit,) floss, scrape your tongue or at least brush your tongue, swish and gargle with a high pH mouthwash, take frequent sips of water, use saliva substitutes, and chew sugar free gum. Note that these usually only reduce symptoms, and may not fully cure Tweaker Tongue. Don't neglect your hygiene, unless you want to suffer from Meth Mouth.

Also, this may happen to abusers AND non-abusers (i.e. those with ADHD, narcolepsy, obesity, etc., taking the prescribed dosage of their medication.)
friend 1 - "that was fast, did something happen?"
friend 2 - "was going ok at first, but when he opened his mouth and got closer I knew... he tried to suck my dick with his tweaker tongue!"
friend 1 - "mmm... right. would've been shitbreath and sandpaper."
by amethysts blue drawers May 21, 2023
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Tweaker Rubble

The remnants of electronic and mechanical objects that have been disassembled and left in a pile by people most likely on drugs.
After Larrys meth binge the living room stereo was nothing but a pile of tweaker rubble.
also:
There was tweaker rubble everywhere in the garage.
by tripletrash April 24, 2014
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tweaker treasure

Tweaker Treasures are the things that Tweakers collect or carry around in bags, inside of other bags. Tweaker treasure is also sometimes bartered for Tweak. Treasures may include an assortment of things depending on the tweaker. Common examples Tweaker Treasures are torch lighters, Wi-Fi only cell phones, copper wire/scrap metal, fake jewelry, vaporizer devices , Bluetooth speakers etc.
Smokey" I have $20 and a Bluetooth speaker
D: fuck that bluetooth speaker Smokey . I told you I don't want anymore of your tweaker treasure.
by Slay Bro June 15, 2018
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tweaker bell

. An annoying creature that is severely dick-scarred, lazy , dishonest creature that almost never showers, and ,commonly is found in precarious positions with precarious persons in public areas while engaged private practices. Usually following anyone who might shave her a sliver off their rocks in exchange for sucking their cocks
Also known as : cum dumpsters, shard barbies, glass dick addicts, shard-tards, and dope whores
Does Tweaker Bell over there realize shes spilling her purse all over the store as she flings it about carelessly?
by DeezSqueez May 14, 2019
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