flaming tuba

a tuba with a moltov cocktail inside

in wwii a tuba player was walking down the street wen a moltov was thrown into his tuba thus born the flaming tuba

by john large cock March 14, 2010

tuba scoober

a tuba player that has a very visible moose knuckle.

Hey Betty, have you ever seen a tuba scoober that big?

by Robster455333 June 22, 2008

sloppy tuba

When a girl is blowing a midget while she is standing up and holding him by placing her fingers in his ass.

I just found out that my girlfriend have Wee-Man a Sloppy Tuba while she was in college.

by Gem29 November 2, 2013

tuning the tuba

playing with balls while giving head....

i wish my wife would tune my tuba more often....Tuning the tuba...

by Bigbadbootydaddy6909 May 14, 2009

tuba syndrome

- Disease that involves sitting around the house doing nothing but eating, smoking (ciggarettes and pot), sleeping, and masturbating (particularly if you get caught)

"I can't answer the phone right now, I've got a bad case of tuba syndrome"

by kidTHE September 3, 2005

cosmic tuba

when a tuba is launched into outer space

"hey look! its a COSMIC TUBA!"

by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019

spoon tuba

To play the spoon tuba is to fart while being the little spoon.

You're big spoon tonight! Last night you were playing the spoon tuba.

by Mintynachos September 22, 2017