Trampoline

A piece of equipment used to jump on and do tricks such as flips; also known as a flaccid floor

When leaving a trampoline park, you may thank the employees by saying, “thank you for letting me play on your flaccid floors”

by Tortilla Milf March 3, 2022

Trampoline

A large piece of equipment, typically placed in gardens, that people bounce on, and can also be used for competitive purposes too. They are very fun.

I'm going to go outside and bounce on my trampoline.

by Dx_raptor March 23, 2022

poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment

'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'

by Stegorubber January 19, 2017

Welch’s Trampoline

While having a Threesome place one member lying on there back on the verge of diarrhea and place another mouth wide open infront of others butthole the third member will then jump on the stomach of the member laying down prompting them to shit uncontrollable in the others mouth completing a welch’s trampoline

Bro this girl from the bar last night was a freak we went back to her place and we did a welch’s trampoline with her roomate

by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024

Welch’s trampoline

While In a Threesome have one member lying down on there back on the verge of diarrhea (should be watery and dark like welch’s cranberry juice) Place another member mouth open at the ass of the member laying down the final member should then be standing over the member lying down and when all parties are ready you will jump up and down on the stomach of the person laying down forcing them to shit uncontrollably into the other person mouth then completing the welch’s trampoline

These sisters i got with last night were mad freaky, we did a welch’s trampoline in the dorm room, almost broke the bed bro

by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024

trampoline

Resuming stupid or dangerous behavior with little or no learning from previous experience or expert analysis.

"He stayed at home for, like, three days, then trampolined to a party and picked up this chick and took her home. She was really hot - her temperature was 104."

by TheDomWTF March 23, 2020

undercover trampoline

The act of stretching one's scrotal skin out with two hands - using thumb and forefinger - parallel to a primary surface (i.e. a bed or floor) until smooth, with the penis resting on top, utilizing the grip and taut skin to move the scrotum up and down at various speeds to have the penis bounce off of it continuously.

I’m going to go home and play undercover trampoline

by MyNutsRSweaty January 23, 2019