TJ

A low life mutha fucker who thinks he's a super human. He is extremely anti social, and is afraid of balloons. The word TJ could also mean "shriveled mangled small dick"

Guy: Stop being a pussy you little TJ.
Girl: My boyfriends hot and all, but he has such a TJ!

by T.J.. October 28, 2014

tj

a boy who willingly submits himself to being plowed by his dad

"Wow, his dad has sex with him and he likes it? What a tj!"

by doomcoon July 07, 2018

Tj's

a punk rock venue where many legendary bands have played including, rancid, bad brains, naked raygun, husker du, misfits etc. only let down by friday nights

"fucking hell they play shit music on friday nights dont they"

by punk rocker March 27, 2003

TJ's

Nice junk food. Sometimes pisses me off when they dont deliver that fine shit.

Erm tjs? i told u i wanted da small fries bitch!

by lets go straight to da motherfuckin source and see wot we can find May 01, 2005

Tj

An amazing and awesome person , who loves purple

Person 1: OMG that dude is wearing purple...He's awesome!!!!
person 2: ye thats Tj

by Shadow_2009 April 13, 2010

TJ

A "Talk Job." The much less satisfying cousin of the BJ. Usually the work of a person who is trying to "score" with a girl but can't close the deal, and an unusually long conversation ensues.

Kiko has been talking to that stripper over there for 45 minutes and hasn't even gotten a lap dance. He must be giving her a TJ.

by CarlosQuintana March 26, 2008

tj

a nice guy who loves tv and likes to date hot girls

he is really really really hot

he is a tj

by shutup14 June 15, 2009