shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.

Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!

by Julie Raven September 7, 2008

Timberloin

A lumberjack's haunches. Generally representing the meatier regions of the thigh.

Paul Bunyan's timberloins seethed with pain after his long toil in the woods that day.

by Braedon January 11, 2006

timbiakabatuka

When you want someone to stick their finger in your butt but you're too embarrassed to ask

"Timbiakabatuka!"
"Hahaha, did you like that?"

by maryjane6969 December 8, 2009

Timbjury

An injury acquired while wearing Timberland boots, or "Timbs". Can be used to broadly refer to injuries attained while timbs were on the feet, or more commonly used to refer to flesh wounds from wearing Timberland boots with inadequate socks.

A: "Dude check out my ankles, these look like dog bites. But really I just wore short socks with Timbs."

B: "Wow! Talk about a timbjury."

by KateYelkovan January 25, 2022

Timbo bounce

When you hit a golf shot completely off target and it takes a crazy bounce off a tree right into the middle of the fairway

Ex.
Eric: I don’t know how my ball landed in the middle of the fairway. I hit it right at the trees!
Justin: Yeah, you got a major timbo bounce on that one!

by Bossman8 April 17, 2022

Jimber Timber

The real name of "Justin Timberlake"

I just tried to say "Justin Timberlake" outloud but it came out as "Jimber Timber"

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

timber nigger

A racist word for a Native American. White people tend to tack on the word nigger to something that the Non-white people live near/in to make a quick and easy racial slurr. Native Americans live in the forrest, thus, timber nigger was coined.

Crouching Crow sure is one drunk timber nigger.

by TN November 2, 2005