Thanos

A purple grape that snapped half of the universe out of extinction. He lost in endgame and got snapped out of extinction too. So he died and went to hell. He looked for a bunch of rocks to collect in a glove

Thanos snapped your mom out of extinction

by Ur mom is loki June 4, 2019

Thanos

Somebody who is extremely attractive

Thanos is one sexy boi

by Skdbsjdbdsk March 5, 2019

Thanos

A purple nutsack with a rock collection

"I'll blow that nutsack of a chin right off" - Starlord "Hahahaha" - Thanos

by WonkyGrape1212 August 3, 2019

Thanos

Thanos loves rock collecting, adopting random children, and ruining thousand's of lives.

Thanos wants that booty, bois.

by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019

Thanos

An old man who stayed in the tub too long and turned into an actual raisin who wanted to make cookies and so he put on his oven sparkly oven mitt.

"Look I see a raisin in space with an oven mitt!"
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."

by TeeheeUsuck May 2, 2019

Thanos

40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction

Thanos, we need to talk, this is an intervention.

by AndiB July 10, 2020

Thanos

He did nothing wrong.

Thanos did nothing wrong

by Someguynamejoseph July 13, 2021