Torero Technique

Type of masturbation in which a man stands with his back to a mirror and masturbates seeing his own ass in the reflection, replicating the pose of a successful bullfighter.

I have such a good ass that I can do the Torero technique.

by Don Mantequilla December 31, 2021

FSB Technique

The Finger-Spoon Breakup technique is a last resort breakup technique that will leave no doubt to the state of any relationship (or sudden lack there of) due to its unique approach to guilt manipulation.
The effect is that upon waking, a girl will find that she is spooning her boyfriend with one finger in his anus; as he awakes at the same moment, his shock and disgust will leave no other option but to end said relationship.

To implement the FSB technique: When the female partner is asleep, one puts ones head atop her lower arm, rotates into the small spoon position and pulls her into big spoon position. The next step is to (quite impressively) insert her finger into ones anus without rousing her from her slumber.
Upon waking, give the poor girl a moment to realise what "she has done" and then awake with apparent shock and display clear signs of feelings of abuse and mistrust. Explain the situation using emotional angles and lay on the guilt nice and heavy. The rest should come naturally

by Funk Master Slam May 5, 2010

immortal technique

An overated average rapper. What sets him apart is that he has been to college and probably watches an assload of national geographic's ''Is It Real?''.Some of his lines are insane ill give him that, but most are overly violent and disgusting for no apparent reason and hold not an ounce of truth. Eminem is 20x more talented than immortal technique. Also he is muuuuch more enjoyable to listen to than immortal technique.

"im going to rape the corpse of an aids infested aborted fetus"-an average immortal technique line

by megatronnnn October 18, 2009

Immortal Technique

Overated contradicting rapper who talks only of murder and violence. While he has decent talent, his lyrics are extreme, and teaches only messages of hatred. He preaches and wishes for everyone to follow his examples, while if they did the world would be in complete anarchy (which is a bad thing.)

W I S H E S H E W A S B I G - L

Johnny: Hey Immortal technique just said he raped a chick and now the devil is chasing him for the rest of his life.

Mark: Wow thats a shame, and definantly not true.

by J-Town--- November 30, 2006

burglar technique

when a male with an erect pennis inserts his pennis into a bucket of black paint, and then inserts his newly painted pennis into the anus of his female counterpart

today, while having anal sex with my wife i dipped my pennis in black paint and used the burglar technique on her and entered the back door.

by kyle hebbs August 29, 2008

immortal technique

okay, Tech has some of the sickest rhymes ive heard, i find it ill when rappers use bigger words taht rhyme, but i think he is completely wrong with hsi politics, and " Bin Laden" is completely ridiculous, 1- why the hell would a president do that. 2 if he did, there would defnetly be evidence, real fuckin proof by now, 7 years after it occurred. I respect him for spittin his view, personally i listenhim, i love his raps, except a few, but hes made enough songs aobut the government, why not stick with songs like, "positive balance", thats probably one of his best songs.

Immortal technique should step away from the governmental hit, he's made enough

by DGk1441 January 28, 2008

ejaculation technique

“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.

Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”

Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?

Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!

by RallyMonkey39 May 16, 2011