lemon

Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.

I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

by Dropped My Idiot October 4, 2019

Lemon

Lemon is a noun for a fool, idiot, silly person. It can also be used if someone is playing truant.

You are such a lemon
Mate I saw you playing lemon the other day

by Biscuit head February 24, 2015

Lemoned

an alternative way of saying "I lied"

Mom: "David I know you ate the cookies!"
David: "Sorry, I lemoned"

it is used a lot in the card game B.S after you put down a card and lied about what card you put down

by tennisball10210 May 27, 2021

Lemons

They are what we live for as gorillas , I live for the art of lemons squeezing so should u. Long live Harambe

Lemons are lit
Yep , lemons are life

by Stay in yo lane October 2, 2018

Lemon

Someone who is useless, unwanted, ineffective.

"Hey dude your team's full of lemons"

by A Turtle Ganster November 10, 2018

Lemon

A lemon is a simple, condescending and demeaning way to insult somebody who deserves it. A person who is referred to as a “lemon”, is simply a useless human, wasting oxygen.

“You are a fucking lemon”
“Mate the lemon fucking head of you”
“Size of your lemon head”

by James.E.123456789 May 16, 2019

Lemon

1)Lemon is a popular term used in fanfiction, it refers to sexual acts. The term is based on the slightly squeamish feeling some get upon reading lemon, because of the in detail nature of it.
2)A sour yellow fruit

(Term 1)

Fangirl 1: Watcha reading?
Fangirl 2: Destiel lemons!
Fangirl 1: I love those!

(Type 2)
Person: No thanks, I can’t stand lemons, they are too sour for me.

by -Omnian in disguise- December 29, 2019