Swammed

Swammed Is an adjective that can be used when someone gets shot

'Bro just got swammed'

'Thats mad G, on our ends aswell, Raaa'

by GStrapped May 5, 2022

Shmammered

So shit faced + hammered = shmammered

Last night I was so shmammered I fell down a fucked up my wet dream

by Sick_sick_1_sinner666 September 14, 2022

Shmammered

When your so drunk your smashed and hammered all at the same time!

Motherfucker I’m fucking Shmammered and it’s only. Fucking 8 a.m in the morning hahaha!

by ^^OklahomaRedhottrod^^ January 17, 2023

Summered

When you totally misread a relationship and end up feeling all confused and a little heartbroken because, surprise, the other person wasn’t on the same page. Basically, you got played… but in a cute kind of way. Inspired by 500 Days of Summer.

- I thought we had something special, but then I got summered — turns out she just wasn’t that into me.
-Be careful dating him, or you might get summered like I did.
-Dude, don’t get your hopes up too fast or you might end up getting summered.
-She ghosted me after three dates. Yup, definitely got summered.

by Justaguywithnothingtodo June 12, 2025

as dumb as a bag of stammerers

More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.

She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.

by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025