by An Arse Bandit September 12, 2017

A friend who continually uses stories, forged tragic life events, and consequences from their own stupidity to invoke compassion and empathy for them until you are so sick of listening to their heart-wrenching drama that you lose all compassion for their general situation.
"I am SO depressed. I was rejected from med school again, I was born to be surgeon! Just because I scored really low on that stupid entrance exam doesn't mean I can't be a DOCTOR. So I'm applying for medical school for the 5th time next year."-Shawnda
"Wow...I feel so bad for you"-Nice person 1
"Nah, don't, she's a compassion sucker."-Former nice person 1
"Wow...I feel so bad for you"-Nice person 1
"Nah, don't, she's a compassion sucker."-Former nice person 1
by Friendsss June 18, 2009

The pocket that is located at the back of your pants
It is called the "sucker pocket" cause it is easy to steal items from it
Don't put your phone in there for multiple reasons
It is called the "sucker pocket" cause it is easy to steal items from it
Don't put your phone in there for multiple reasons
Jimmy always puts his wallet in his sucker pocket, I was able to take cash from his wallet and put the wallet back in his pocket. To this day he doesn't get a single clue.
by Hotpies September 12, 2018

My coworker is a thunder sucker for telling my collegue that it was all their idea for the plan I had to get the job done.
by oakleyanni August 6, 2017

Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.
by KImCobain March 5, 2015

The unfortunate consequence of too much air being blown up the anus during the act of giving a rim job - resulting in gases being omitted back into the givers mouth.
Jack: I was giving a rusty trombone to some dude last night and he farted in my mouth.
Brent: Oh i hate becoming a bubble sucker.
Jack: Yeah, it tasted like tortilla chips.
Brent: Oh i hate becoming a bubble sucker.
Jack: Yeah, it tasted like tortilla chips.
by geordiedevil September 5, 2015
