A subculture of ignorant, faggy teenagers who believe that spreading their beliefs through violence and fascism is cool.
by Boogiman June 21, 2009
A lifestyle choice often used to show how hardcore you are, and therefore better than all the rest of us poor sinners.
by curvy dodecahedron June 05, 2004
A bunch of hypoctitical dicks with inferiority complexes that say they dont drink, smoke, or have premarital sex but, still hang out at the bars I frequent to start fights with people who do those things. People defined as straight edge usually hate their dads, or have small penises, or both. The ones with no visible tattos usually become cops for that very reason.
by eqosome August 14, 2009
by Kate Rose December 27, 2006
To avoid everything good in life and suffer by yourself or with your other straight edge shit cunts. You don't have fun, or know what it is, obviously.
by Booterz July 21, 2008
People who don't want to destroy their bodies, and brains with toxins. These people, like myself, find it funny that some people who do enjoy drinking and smoking feel the need to insult them. It's a lifestyle fucktards. Deal with it. :)
Stoner: Hahaha straight edge faggot. Why don't you have some fun and get fucked up like us cool kids.
sXe: Naw. but have fun getting messed up man ;)
sXe: Naw. but have fun getting messed up man ;)
by NuGgEt July 05, 2004
by AutisticPsycho November 17, 2004