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stink-shark 

n.
1) A Metro-sexual who couples as a cock-blocker.
2) A spiky haired Brad Pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.

*created by famed journalist Jason Probst
As I turned my back to order a drink, a group of stink-sharks attempted to pull my girlfriend onto the dance floor.
stink-shark by Thomas Ruzika June 3, 2004

Loose Lips Stink Ships 

Do you smell that seafood? Must be from the ocean. No, that's just that slutty broad who's been banging every guy on this boat. Yeah, loose lips stink ships.

stank stank 

is a word used to call a boyfriend or girlfriend. he/she doesnt have to be ur gf or bf they can just be your little something something on the side.
stank stank by eochs February 5, 2008

stank sandwiched 

This occurs when you cant find your way out of a fart zone.
Damn man I got stank sandwiched at the mall today.
stank sandwiched by Rbomb04 July 26, 2014

Stone Soup Essay 

Noun. The product of having rewritten minor parts of an essay in order to submit it another time.
How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.
Stone Soup Essay by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011

Stink Shrink 

When you lose your erection because a woman's crotch smells so bad.
Man, her pussy stunk so bad that I got that stink shrink! My dick went down like the Titanic!
Stink Shrink by GC A.C. March 10, 2021