n.
1) A Metro-sexual who couples as a cock-blocker.
2) A spiky haired Brad Pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.
Do you smell that seafood? Must be from the ocean. No, that's just that slutty broad who's been banging every guy on this boat. Yeah, loose lips stink ships.