headline status

usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.

friend 1- "i was not a crappy hamper...OOPS! i meant happy camper!"
friend 2- "Headline Status!!!"

by shanikwa007 May 4, 2009

Tiger status

When some one has more women than they can handle. Cheats on thier girlfriend/wife for more than one women

"that guy has total tiger status"
"man I feel bad for rebecca her boy friend is tiger status

by sweatyandready May 2, 2010

Pre-Ex Status

A relationship along the same lines as friends with benefits, except that the male initiating the relationship pretends to have feelings for a woman just to engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Man 1: Yo, Man 2, you seen that one bitch at the shop?
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.

by Ditno October 3, 2011

boyfriends webtoon stans

fatherless children who get pissed off at people who make boyfriends slander

boyfriends webtoon stans : i like the boyfriends webtoon
person with father: you sound stupid as fuck we cant be friends

by Mukadechan June 30, 2022

Status Sex

When couples repeatedly use Facebook Statuses or tweets to show unnecessary affection for everyone on Facebook to see,though we understand their love, we don't need to hear about it all the time over the internet

Me: Hey did you see Tyler's Status
Friend: No, what'd it look like
Me: Some boring affection for his girlfriend that no one wants to see
Friend: Yeah, I wish he'd stop having Status Sex

by Dbone16 July 23, 2012

statusfaction

the feeling of elation one experiences when they are quite pleased with their clever facebook (or other online networking site) status. usually accompanied by a smug grin or a laugh that begs to be asked, "what's so funny?"

"having used his iphone to update his facebook, jim smiled with statusfaction at his witty statement, which he was sure would receive numerous comments."

by The Pep April 6, 2009

stanislavski opinion

The opinion you entertain so completely that you functionally believe it while you express it, no matter the possibility that you will express-and, to an extent, believe-an opposite opinion later.

John was telling Kate to "just accept that women in video games have huge breasts because that's what sells and we should let the free market function as it will". But that appears to have been a stanislavski opinion, because two days later he was arguing that the writers for Star Wars should focus on it's "real fans" rather then diversifying the cast "Just to sell to a larger audience".

by llllllthats5Ls July 12, 2019