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St. Louis Log Splitter

A sexual practice performed by coating your hands in lube, placing them together with palms touching and fingers straight, then inserting them into a women’s vagina. Then pushing your erect penis between your palms mimicking a log splitter.
She was so loose I had to use the St. Louis Log Splitter just to feel something.
by GreasedThndrPig June 12, 2023
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St. Louis Slip'N'Slide

The sexual act of giving or receiving a peanut butter and olive oil enema.

CAUTION: Make sure to use only creamy style peanut butter.
While in Missouri, I totally banged this chick after administering her a St. Louis Slip'N'Slide
by Happy2BCrappy August 3, 2010
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St. Louis Surprise

The act of vomiting on someone unexpectedly.
Joe: Yes that's right I just vomited on you unexpectedly.
Beau: Damn dude, I'm gonna kill you!
Joe: No it's cool, that's a St. Louis Surprise.
Beau: Oh, right...
by Don Turgenson April 11, 2008
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St. Louis

A city in Missouri that is split up in a billion different ways. From Italians to hoodlums to hookers, meth addicts, hoosiers, rich white people, Mexican trailer parks and people who say there from the streets but there really not.then there’s east St. Louis that nobody ever wants to be near cause you’ll get shot within 15 min of going in the streets of the east side St. Louis. There’s northern St. Louis which is mostly old rich white people and then poor people. West side which is also good but you’d rather be there than east side. South side Wich should be blown off the fucking map
Person 1: Yo what part of at Louis you from
Person 2: Man I’m east side dawg, I’ve been living in the trenches.
Person 1: nah you from North St. Louis in the suburbs you pussy bitch.
by NiggaPenisCumRag April 1, 2020
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St. Louis Style Pizza

The only people this backwards type of pizza appeals to are the people from the cultural wasteland known as St. Louis. By the way, the words "St. Louis", "elitist", and "urban" never belong in a sentence or discussion together. True, St. Louisans like to think they are elite and urban, but this is due to their major inferiority complexes. Anyone who asks you where you went to school as a way to get a conversation started has issues (and certainly wouldn't know what good pizza is).
St. Louis Style Pizza, no matter, how it is described, is awful (unless your culinary experience is limited to a small, forgettable town in the lower Midwest).
by Not an Imo's Fan August 4, 2006
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St. Louis Style Pizza

A nasty concoction consisting of extremely thin, tasteless cardboard-like crust slathered in runny cheap salty pizza sauce and topped with gooey St. Louis-exclusive cheese called Provel that looks and tastes like melted Velveeta. While many St. Louisans inexplicably love this crap, don’t let them con you into thinking it’s real pizza – it isn’t! Imo's is probably the most famous type of this stuff - stay away!
While visiting Sally in St. Louis, she tried to get me to eat St. Louis style pizza. I told her that I'd rather die a slow death.
by R60532 April 2, 2006
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St. Louis

A corrupt, dirty, midwestern city on the border of illinois that has one of the highest crime, theft, obesity and std rates in the country, has one of the lowest literacy rates and is still stuck in 1960's. Thier only claims to fame are the arch, a retarted knockoff of horseshoes called washers (prounounced warschers) and toasted ravioli. Almost 95% of guys in st. louis are pink polo shirt wearing, collar poppin, wanna be frat boy douschebags. About the same percentage of girls only care about what you drive and how much money you make. Everyone in St. Louis thinks they know each other so you will be constantly asked where you went to high school and who you know and hang out with. Also you will be judged on where you grew up or which part of town you live in. West= posh and stuck up SOUTH= white trash EAST and North= ghetto. Also the word ignorant is used no stop and no one really knows what it means. ex...
Person A: Wanna go to boogaloo and get a drink?
Person B: Boogaloo! hell no that place is ignorant.
Also the weather is humid in the summer and cold in the winter. St. Louis also has a scary insect problem (espically cockroaches. If your planning to look for good bears in St. Louis your screwed. They only have 1 mediocre brewery called schlafly, and other than that it's all budweiser. If you go about 1/2 hour anywhere outside the city limits your in the country and can visit renouned places like Bob's one stop which sells boats, propane, alchohol and guns, and hang out with pregnant ladies with mullets wearing camoflage
by steve720 January 20, 2009
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