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Squeak Magee

The type of diarreah used in the act of johnning. You must take a lot of laxatives to achieve this watery like cosnsistensy of shit.
Dude I got squeak magee last night... I took a whole pack of laxatives!
by mudbar26 January 9, 2018
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Creeps & Squeaks

A category of men women don't fuck.
by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025
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Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”

These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners
Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.

John: You’re going to the squeak?

Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”
by Haha shcdjsbshvidnsd July 3, 2023
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Clap and Squeak

From the Scottish Clapshot and British Bubble and Squeak, Clap and Squeak is a version of Bubble and Squeak made with Clapshot as the base.
It is a mashed mixture of carrot, potato, and turnip. Sliced and lightly simmered cabbage and kale are mixed in, then the dish is put into a buttered baking dish. Panko bread crumbs and cheese are put on top and then bake until brown. The namesake of the british dish comes from the sounds it makes in the oven while cooking.
I love a good clap and squeak with my scotch eggs.
by D.isfor.Donut September 18, 2020
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Squeaking

two lesbians with virtually no pubic hair scissoring, resulting in much squeaking.
"Uggh. Maribeth we're Squeaking again."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Bubble and Squeak

"Let's open a bottle of bubble and squeak!"
by Rekt08 June 29, 2018
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A Squeak

A squeak is a typical English person who migrates from England to Tasmania, Australia due to his love of incest. A squeak thrives on incest.
The only time a squeak has ever been near a pussy is during his birth. They usually have their tongue out the whole due to being such massive mummy’s boys.
A squeak is prone to fingering his butthole while watching the wiggles.
Squeaks are usually beaten up by females.
Bri: “hey Taylah- is that a squeak over there?”

Taylah: “hell yeah it is- u can tell by the brown stains on his fingers! Let beat him up for being an incestuous shitcunt!!”
by Flaaasssssss!!! December 10, 2019
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