by headache December 18, 2003

Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!
Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!
Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!
by CABoots January 24, 2017

Another phrase for Crotch Potato meaning a deformed cock, one that is lumpy, short and unuseable for sexual activity.
Also a general insult for those who annoy you.
Also a general insult for those who annoy you.
Orlando Bloom has such an evil Spud Pud, I bet the girls flee his trailer in a stampede when they find that little suprise out..
Dude! You dropped your grape juice on my bed, you fucking Spud Pud!
Dude! You dropped your grape juice on my bed, you fucking Spud Pud!
by Mojo King Bee September 6, 2005

1. A person who is fat and annoying, like a pot-bellied pig.
2. A large kid who ulls absolute munters.
2. A large kid who ulls absolute munters.
by anon6565 December 28, 2005

a particularly aggressive variety of spud heads are the maximus spudarius winningtarius selection! eat with caution
by Olib January 29, 2008

Euphemism for the gentlemen's relish more formally known as semen. Formulated in said gentlemen's Love Spuds and delivered to any willing recipient as a gooey Muck.
Alternative:- Two characters from the popular children's book and cartoon series Bob the Builder.
Alternative:- Two characters from the popular children's book and cartoon series Bob the Builder.
Bob. "That was one cute redhead you were talking to on the train this morning"!
Me. "Too right, she is smokin hot. I wonder if my Yorkshire charm will get me the opportunity to donate her some Spud Muck".
Bob. "I wonder if she takes it up cornhole"?
Me. "I think she'd like that".
Me. "Too right, she is smokin hot. I wonder if my Yorkshire charm will get me the opportunity to donate her some Spud Muck".
Bob. "I wonder if she takes it up cornhole"?
Me. "I think she'd like that".
by Zenyk January 29, 2015

“I was in the middle of railing her, and I hit her with spud plug.”
If you want her to never get to call you again, hit her with a spud plug.
If you want her to never get to call you again, hit her with a spud plug.
by GigglesMcGee69 March 23, 2019
