spud webb

had the most hopz ever in my opinion..let me know when ure 5'7 and doing a 360' dunk

man spud webb hopz were crazy..he had his nuts on your head!

by headache December 18, 2003

Spud

1. A person who is fat and annoying, like a pot-bellied pig.

2. A large kid who ulls absolute munters.

"Kiss my heesey chelmet spud!!"

by anon6565 December 21, 2005

Spud Pud

Another phrase for Crotch Potato meaning a deformed cock, one that is lumpy, short and unuseable for sexual activity.
Also a general insult for those who annoy you.

Orlando Bloom has such an evil Spud Pud, I bet the girls flee his trailer in a stampede when they find that little suprise out..

Dude! You dropped your grape juice on my bed, you fucking Spud Pud!

by Mojo King Bee August 24, 2005

Float a spud

The act of defecation; or taking a shit

Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!

Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!

by CABoots January 24, 2017

spud head

someone with a MASSIVE HEAD!

a particularly aggressive variety of spud heads are the maximus spudarius winningtarius selection! eat with caution

by Olib January 29, 2008

Spud toe

when someone has an abnormally large toe

dude did you just see ur mums spud toe

by donkeycock12555 January 24, 2012

Spud Interview

Like Spud from Trainspotting - over-cranked and fucking up the interview at a thousand miles an hour.

I went hard the night before with no sleep and applied for the job. It was a total Spud Interview fail.

by ^^!$#@ September 06, 2018