spanky love

The innate love of masturbation.

I just gotta get me some Spany Love time soon!

Spanky Love is an American pasttime.

by VeteranKnightOwl July 28, 2016

spanky my hanky

Spanking a hot chicks backside.

Back up and spanky my hanky.

by Lnle February 9, 2017

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3

Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*

by Luke hater July 11, 2021

Spanky

A sock in which is used to ejaculate into.

Omg, my spanky has been tampered with! It was the best sock to cum in and now it's got a dirty crusty Mark!!

by missSMP/PFK March 30, 2023

adhm-spanky

the act of joining a top medical school and thinking u ain't extremely smart (but you are extremely smart)
can be defined in a similar fashion to "imposter syndrome"

holy shit man did you know mark adhm-spanky into ain shams?

by zestra October 30, 2023

spanky lanky

a SUPER sexy person. this person usually is very popular. when u are with a spanky lanky person they will either make you feel super good or super bad about yourself. #spankylankylife #stayspankylanky #popularandspankylanky

person one: oh my gosh karen is SO spanky lanky!
person two: ikr! she’s gorgeous!

by lynnyloohoo December 25, 2018