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Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021
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Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021
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Linking spanky

“Bro we found kravitz linking spanky behind the bar last night
by theb00tyconsumer February 19, 2024
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Spanky

Used to refer to anybody, occasionally to keep the person being talked about anonymous
Who were you hanging out with last night?
I was with spanky
by Dinominermatt August 8, 2024
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Spanky

a naughty person who derserves a good spanking
Ben dover pulled out his dildo and gave here a spanky
by Fkherinthepussy69gg July 28, 2018
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Spanky

Verbal or physical conduct that induces an impression of incongruity and eccentricity.
His spanky remarks during the meeting made everyone chuckle and feel a bit awkward, but they appreciated his quirky sense of humor.
by Magestia August 20, 2024
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Spanky McAnklepants

Masturbator; someone caught with their pants around their ankles.
I came home early last night and caught Jim spanking the monkey on the couch.

Just call him Spanky McAnklepants.
by Fredo Boombacelli December 12, 2013
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