(v) A situation in which the male counterpart(s) cry profusely during sexual intercourse, frequently done whilst listening to overly emotional Maroon 5 music.
by schlongslapper99 October 01, 2015
(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
by Lauraflood5 November 12, 2017
You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.
Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!
by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015
George: Tom Cruise is such a K-SOB in "Mission Impossible".
Ben: Yeah but now he's a faggot.
George: Word.
Ben: Yeah but now he's a faggot.
George: Word.
by Woodyhurtz June 24, 2010
Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”
“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
by Nototerror June 17, 2020
The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 09, 2025
SOB mean to stand on business represents individuals that love the hustle. And if you not about your grind you not SOB bih.
- "Jody really bought all his kids everything they wanted for Christmas"
- "Dam fr?"
- "Yeah jit just bought a new house and truck too that bih lifted"
- "ohhh my, that boy SOB"
- "Dam fr?"
- "Yeah jit just bought a new house and truck too that bih lifted"
- "ohhh my, that boy SOB"
by KASHKILLSS December 28, 2022