schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 20, 2010

liquor snuggie

It is like the liquor blanket but more comfortable and maneuverable, with a general feeling of happiness and contentment.

Last weekend I drank just the amount of booze, man, felt like I was wrapped in a warm liquor snuggie, drunk but still functionable.

by Jr. El Tigre June 11, 2014

Snuggie

A sex act of when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you grab her head and and shove it down while lifting your hips, putting her head and specifically her nose right between your butt cheeks while you wiggle them back and forth on her face. Can be modified to be a "designer snuggie" if you fart while you are doing it.

Hell yeah I will call her again. I was so drunk I have her a nice warm snuggie and she loved it. You just know next time I will give her a designer snuggie. Better not kiss her afterwards though.

by Tucsonred December 30, 2013

snuggie

A blanket with arm holes

Damn a snuggie is just a blanket with arm holes.

by Cool Cat 98 November 14, 2018

Snuggie Day

The day after a break up, tragic death, traumatic experience, ect. were you sleep, eat, cry, and/or drink the day away.

Person 1: Did you hear that Krissy's boyfriend broke up with her. She's taking it pretty hard.
Person 2: That sucks, she needs to take a snuggie day.

by ThePhilosopher April 29, 2012

Snuggie with my nuggie

The act of cuddling with your significant other who is of African-American descent.

I can't wait to snuggie with my nuggie tonight! He has such a big penis!

by thatbitchvikki July 22, 2011

Snuggie dysmorphia

Snuggie dysmorphia is when you wear your Snuggie that you love and feel amazing wearing it, then you walk past a mirror and feel like you look fatter in some places, especially in your midriff, which makes you self conscious, but the comfort cancels it out a little bit.

I have Snuggie dysmorphia, I don’t really know how I really look wearing it

by Obsidiankeylimes2 December 26, 2023