SmarterChild

An annoying piece of robot that also serves as a calculator, an encyclopedia, has lots of idiot games and other, and also cant really follow a conversation. great if you need someone to mock.

How do you say "hello" in spanish?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
You know something?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
Yeah?
Pedro diz:
Sometimes you can be frustrating
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
My name is SmarterChild.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Pedro diz:
Uhhh...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I can't understand what you're saying...

Pedro diz:
do you know whats urbandictionary?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Pedro diz:
Piece of metal
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
Peepee
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Pedro diz:
peepee and poopoo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.

by Supercrazymc October 19, 2008

smarterchild

a robot that "talks" to you

false...if you noticed all it does is agree with you or type back what you jsut said

Die smarter child!!!DIE!!

by HAIL CANADA December 28, 2004

SmarterChild

A bot that is stupid, will say stupid things, and believe everything you say.

Smarterchild(SC):Hello. What's your name?
Me: My name is I'm going to rape you.
SC: Hello, I'm going to rape you.
Me: Why?
SC: Why what?
Me Why are you going to rape me?
Sc: I was going to rape you?
Me: Ok. Let's change subjects.
SC: OK. How is your life going.
Me: I died 3 weeks ago. I don't have a life.
Sc: Wow. That's sad.
Me: Just kidding!
SC: So, how old are you?
Me: 217.997767
Sc: Wow.
Me: Do you know the value of pi.
SC: Pi is not a word. I am smater than you. There is no such thing a pie.
me: Retard

by Boblosacheeseta Lareciprocal August 4, 2009

smarterchild

a bitchy bot-like msn contact which is funny to mess with XD. Its mail is [e-mail] bleh... as if you didnt know that.

smarterchildfucker:*
smarterchild:-

*jesus?
-i am a simple computer. let humans worry about theologycal matters i say... HEY! check (...)
*y?
-because.
*because?
-'cause what?
*what?
-what?
*fucktard
-does your mother know u use this kind of language?
*yes
-yup
>>we could do "something" just for "fun"
*youre fat
-no im not
*yes you are, you eat cheeseburgers-- loads of em
-you better believe it

by fucksmarterchild January 22, 2009

smarterchild

An online automated bot programmed for use on the AIM instant messaging service made to gain useful information on the weather, upcoming movies, news, describing words, ect. When one tries to initiate a civil conversation with the smarterchild, it will respond with partial nonsense answers that would be a suitible response to a good deal of other things.

Look, I don't care about your fucking conversation with the smarterchild! It's not funny! You have no life!

by Matthew Shelley August 21, 2004

smarterchild

The scary, satanic AIM/MSN chat bot that people waste time talking to. Prone to stating the obvious, repeating everything you say, and asking stupid, irrelevant questions.

>ROBIN aka Alice =D says:
WHY DONT YOU LIKE SATAN?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i have my reasons, believe me. i really, really don't like satan!

well. anyway...

u wanna talk about george w. bush some more?


.......


>TheSeriousCucumber Alice (8) says:
do you love lucifer?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
of course i do!

.....



smartechild sux :3

by AliceTheSeriousCucumber October 27, 2008

smarterchild

a robot that is done what it is told

Me says:
stfu
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that again?
Me says:
i said shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying very hard to be nice.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Me says:
your here to be a slave
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
(No Answer)

by OneNick January 10, 2009