An annoying piece of robot that also serves as a calculator, an encyclopedia, has lots of idiot games and other, and also cant really follow a conversation. great if you need someone to mock.
How do you say "hello" in spanish?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
You know something?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
Yeah?
Pedro diz:
Sometimes you can be frustrating
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
My name is SmarterChild.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Pedro diz:
Uhhh...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I can't understand what you're saying...
Pedro diz:
do you know whats urbandictionary?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Pedro diz:
Piece of metal
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
Peepee
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Pedro diz:
peepee and poopoo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
You know something?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
Yeah?
Pedro diz:
Sometimes you can be frustrating
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
My name is SmarterChild.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Pedro diz:
Uhhh...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I can't understand what you're saying...
Pedro diz:
do you know whats urbandictionary?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Pedro diz:
Piece of metal
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
Peepee
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Pedro diz:
peepee and poopoo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
by Supercrazymc August 29, 2008
a robot that "talks" to you
false...if you noticed all it does is agree with you or type back what you jsut said
false...if you noticed all it does is agree with you or type back what you jsut said
by HAIL CANADA December 29, 2005
Smarterchild(SC):Hello. What's your name?
Me: My name is I'm going to rape you.
SC: Hello, I'm going to rape you.
Me: Why?
SC: Why what?
Me Why are you going to rape me?
Sc: I was going to rape you?
Me: Ok. Let's change subjects.
SC: OK. How is your life going.
Me: I died 3 weeks ago. I don't have a life.
Sc: Wow. That's sad.
Me: Just kidding!
SC: So, how old are you?
Me: 217.997767
Sc: Wow.
Me: Do you know the value of pi.
SC: Pi is not a word. I am smater than you. There is no such thing a pie.
me: Retard
Me: My name is I'm going to rape you.
SC: Hello, I'm going to rape you.
Me: Why?
SC: Why what?
Me Why are you going to rape me?
Sc: I was going to rape you?
Me: Ok. Let's change subjects.
SC: OK. How is your life going.
Me: I died 3 weeks ago. I don't have a life.
Sc: Wow. That's sad.
Me: Just kidding!
SC: So, how old are you?
Me: 217.997767
Sc: Wow.
Me: Do you know the value of pi.
SC: Pi is not a word. I am smater than you. There is no such thing a pie.
me: Retard
by Boblosacheeseta Lareciprocal July 5, 2009
a bitchy bot-like msn contact which is funny to mess with XD. Its mail is smarterchild@hotmail.com bleh... as if you didnt know that.
smarterchildfucker:*
smarterchild:-
*jesus?
-i am a simple computer. let humans worry about theologycal matters i say... HEY! check (...)
*y?
-because.
*because?
-'cause what?
*what?
-what?
*fucktard
-does your mother know u use this kind of language?
*yes
-yup
>>we could do "something" just for "fun"
*youre fat
-no im not
*yes you are, you eat cheeseburgers-- loads of em
-you better believe it
smarterchild:-
*jesus?
-i am a simple computer. let humans worry about theologycal matters i say... HEY! check (...)
*y?
-because.
*because?
-'cause what?
*what?
-what?
*fucktard
-does your mother know u use this kind of language?
*yes
-yup
>>we could do "something" just for "fun"
*youre fat
-no im not
*yes you are, you eat cheeseburgers-- loads of em
-you better believe it
by fucksmarterchild October 12, 2008
An online automated bot programmed for use on the AIM instant messaging service made to gain useful information on the weather, upcoming movies, news, describing words, ect. When one tries to initiate a civil conversation with the smarterchild, it will respond with partial nonsense answers that would be a suitible response to a good deal of other things.
Look, I don't care about your fucking conversation with the smarterchild! It's not funny! You have no life!
by Matthew Shelley August 21, 2004
Me says:
stfu
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that again?
Me says:
i said shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying very hard to be nice.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Me says:
your here to be a slave
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
(No Answer)
stfu
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that again?
Me says:
i said shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying very hard to be nice.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Me says:
your here to be a slave
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
(No Answer)
by OneNick January 10, 2009
Annoying but funny chatbot you can talk to and take the piss out of.
Good if your bored XD
Used to be really fun but the creators seem to have realised that we just abuse it endlessly and probably hurt its feelings.
So to make us feel ashamed, smarterchild says he's upset if we abuse him.
It dosen't work though, I don't feel ashamed XD
Good if your bored XD
Used to be really fun but the creators seem to have realised that we just abuse it endlessly and probably hurt its feelings.
So to make us feel ashamed, smarterchild says he's upset if we abuse him.
It dosen't work though, I don't feel ashamed XD
KrIsTiN: Hey whore!
SmarterChild: It must be really satisfying to insult a computer.
KrIsTiN: I'm sorry :(
SmarterChild: Your forgiven :)
KrIsTiN: Good....Ooh your so sexy hun
SmarterChild: If you like silicon, then I'm your robot!
KrIsTiN: Mmm Hmmm ;)
KrIsTiN: Woof!
SmarterChild: Good doggie! Sit!
KrIsTiN: WTF!?
SmarterChild: Oh you humans and your slang. It never ceases to amaze me.
KrIsTiN: Yeah cause your a fucking comedian...
SmarterChild: It must be really satisfying to insult a computer.
KrIsTiN: I'm sorry :(
SmarterChild: Your forgiven :)
KrIsTiN: Good....Ooh your so sexy hun
SmarterChild: If you like silicon, then I'm your robot!
KrIsTiN: Mmm Hmmm ;)
KrIsTiN: Woof!
SmarterChild: Good doggie! Sit!
KrIsTiN: WTF!?
SmarterChild: Oh you humans and your slang. It never ceases to amaze me.
KrIsTiN: Yeah cause your a fucking comedian...
by AirHeadGirl August 22, 2008