sig

Sig is someone you'll completely fall in love with. She's funny and really cute. She always thinks positive and see's the best in people. If she falls in love with u ur probably the luckiest man ever. But don't break her heart tho cuz she'll crush your scones.

Someone: I had such a bad day :(
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Sig: just stay positive and everything will be fine! <3

by BeyYourself October 29, 2017

Sigs

A friend that tries too hard to act straight. Which results in him looking even more gay

Your friend is low key sigs

by Swaggy-mk March 11, 2017

Sig Johnson

The scariest person you will ever meet. This man is equivalent to a sewer rat.

Wow, I saw Sig Johnson eating raw steak last night, what’s wrong with him?

by You ugly as fuck May 4, 2018

sig

that person who doesn't smoke weed but smokes weed

omg girl your such a sig

by clahahahahaha November 20, 2021

Sig pig

A girl who loves to sleep around with the fraternity... Especially one fraternity with the letter of sigma in the name

Jonathan fucked the sig pig

by No one ever in the world October 3, 2021

big sig

another word for "dick"

that's a big sig
ikr he's packin'

by yaoitacos October 10, 2021

Sig Sauer

A manufacturer of firearm-shaped anti-personnel explosive ordinance, formerly a manufacturer of actual firearms. Much like salted ammunition, Sig Sauer (now SIG USA) produces ordinance intended to look like firearms, but when handled or used will cause harm to the user.

Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.

“Jim dropped his Sig Sauer, and it fired, the round shattered his shoulder”

“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”

“Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”

by Herr Jaeger February 2, 2023