big sig

another word for "dick"

that's a big sig
ikr he's packin'

by yaoitacos October 10, 2021

sig

GOD

just siggin' up jit !

by rikashi tate August 12, 2023

Sig Sauer

A manufacturer of firearm-shaped anti-personnel explosive ordinance, formerly a manufacturer of actual firearms. Much like salted ammunition, Sig Sauer (now SIG USA) produces ordinance intended to look like firearms, but when handled or used will cause harm to the user.

Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.

“Jim dropped his Sig Sauer, and it fired, the round shattered his shoulder”

“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”

“Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”

by Herr Jaeger February 2, 2023

Sigs

A friend that tries too hard to act straight. Which results in him looking even more gay

Your friend is low key sigs

by Swaggy-mk March 11, 2017

sig

an abbreviation for signature

yo can i see your sig

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

sig in the poop chain

combo of sig fig from chemistry, poop, and alice in chains

what up who down to sig in the poop chain today

by bobdobalina32 October 7, 2025

Sig

Sig is a person that is obsessed with a singular thing, and is good at anything else related to it. They will usually die doing whatever they are obsessed with. The thing they are obsessed with is usually an activity or talent. They are very funny and a fun person to be around. Sig is usually gay or better than everyone else. If they are better than everyone else but then aren’t, they probably realized they are gay. They are mentally not okay and always wear crazy socks. They love video games and cars, and have a knack for things that move. They like loud things, and like listening to music. They also eat a lot of candy and sweets but somehow look fit.

Sig decided to eat three chocolate bars and then ride his skateboard to his death.

by Cracked Child March 11, 2022