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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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Shut The Fuck Up Day

a whole day where you don't talk about "Anti Fur Day" or whatever the fuck is going on anymore.
Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"
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Nathan being annoying^
me saying shut up
Nathan keeps being being annoying

me please shut up
nathan becomes evenmore annoying

me SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.
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Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up is used in the imperative form it is mostly used when the speaker is angry, and serious. The listener really knows that s/he should not fuck with the speaker and do what they say.

When that angelic word is missing... The power of the order won't be as effective.
You look like Mr. Potato head with a bad plastic surgery with that face.

Bitch, shut the fuck up.
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"shut the fuck up" is a phase. you use it when someone wont be quiet.
"BLAH BALH BLAH HGFSFSDF"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOUR SO FUCKING LOUD"
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i stg if you don’t shut the fuck up i’m gonna eat your mom out
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