shaftypops

An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.

I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.

by Grant October 14, 2004

shotgun shorty

Shotgun Shorty sits passenger in the ride,
Stays close, stays ready, like the shotty on the side,
And as life unfolds around her, shorty eyes stay opened wide,
Cus Shorty know a Shotgun make a Superheros bride.

Shotgun Shorty, shes bulletproof, yeah she do it for me.

by A_Superheros_Mind April 12, 2010

Shorty on the side

Shorty on the side is a female who is not your main chick. Men see these chics on the side and refer to them as their "fuck buddies" and "honeydip" Shorty on the side is your ride or die chic, she down for whatever.

"Thats wifey, but there goes mah shorty on the side."

by Tat ii * Mamii April 12, 2007

Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008

Shifty Sleeves

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.

Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"

by Jaime Lester January 24, 2009

showtyme

this word is for people that don't know how to spell or make music. if you make a "rap" group using this as your name you're clearly mentally retarded and the fact of the matter is you need to realize you are a grown up and that being from west view, you do not classify as "ghetto". Its pathetic how you can call out women also because you gotta be a real hard ass if you can talk shit on a girl...... furthermore if this is the name of your "production" company you might wanna call it quits cause my guess is that your dad touches you too much and that is the reason you lash out on other people because of how insecure you truly are.....

1st person: hey man, my retarded friend's new nick name is, "showtyme."
2nd person:
He should probably go run into oncoming traffic....

by getfucked21 November 28, 2010

Shiftyy

A move/action to escape a grenade/ugly girl/girl.

1. That Hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! God knows why he'd do that.

2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.

3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"

by cplnah September 2, 2011