Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.
“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
by Eddie.d November 17, 2019
Get the Smithfield Shimmug. 
by GHEEBABY May 31, 2023
Get the shim milkmug. by Hustlehard84 July 15, 2019
Get the Shim shackmug. 30 years ago my uncle Gary forgot to check the hydraulics and got banged by a shim because he ingested too much shim juice.
by Lord Shim April 7, 2025
Get the Shim Juicemug. by no1lkburke December 21, 2014
Get the Shimmug.