semen receptacle

A whore/teen whose only purpose and use in life is to receive sufficent amounts of sperm all over her body. (most often in her mouth).

Oh my god, look at that semen receptacle, shes dripping with cum!

by Chad, Master of all that is chodeful April 2, 2003

Scheme

The act of pursuing interactions with a person with intentions of dating them/hooking up.

Hey David, are you still gonna scheme Jen? Or have you changed schemes?

by Fckboi123 March 14, 2015

Starscream Scheme

A plan destined for failure.

A plan that, no matter how well it is devised, no matter how foolproof it seems, will always blow up in your face.

Mike: "Hey, I think I know how to get more money over the summer."
Greg: "Oh great...Is it another Starscream Scheme?"
Mike: "No, no, this one's different. All we have to do is drive some people from Mexico to Houston!"

by owenbicker November 9, 2012

Sement

The blockage that is created by dried semen on the tip of your dick after sex.

You wake up at 3:00am to drop a line after dozing off after sex, and the urine gets blocked for a moment by the sement and then bursts out like a geyser (which kinda hurts).

by CiscoKid85 January 15, 2011

semenatrix

like the matrix...... but with semen

ewwww dave, its all sticky and slimy

by the semenator March 15, 2005

Semen Slap

Where a person goes and jacks off in the bathroom of a High school, palms his semen, walks into the cafeteria, and exacts revenge on a person that mushroom stamped the person who is givnig the semen slap. Then slaps the person, with the hand full of semen.

Greg walked into the cafeteria and semen slapped the shit out of him.

by funniest thing to happen this year at BHS March 29, 2005

Semeli

A cool, Chill, down to earth and intelligent person suffocated and if put in college tomorrow would instantly graduate the next day a doctor.

You are so smart. i guess I am Semeli.

by bungush1 June 11, 2018