The Shawn

While extremely drunk, you somehow summon the literature gods and write an entire paragraph essay rant on Facebook

Person's Facebook status: OMFG you know what I hate? Hipsters. Like who the hell are they to wear this big ass glasses. Like bitch you ain't blind that's degrading to blind people. Asshole. Show some respect. You know what else I hate? Asains...

Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk

by YOLOSWAGERTHATDIEDDUDE March 7, 2015

Shawning

A male being anally fucked by one male while another male fists him in the ass, while another male cums in his face.

My asshole was so loose this morning after those three dudes were shawning me last night.

by Ashley from the Gym August 18, 2009

Shawned

When someone with less intelligence gets over on you.

He didn't give you all your change back, you just got shawned.

by Methany Shard November 13, 2019

Shawning

Shawning; Adjective

(To Shawn, Shawning) Sh-awh-n

To ignore the world around you, generally even family and a significant other, and consume yourself in video games.

-This guy was shawning all night last night, his girlfriend was bored as hell-

by InternetReality February 26, 2014

Shawned

The act of having sex with a girl and never calling her again.

Man did you hear about that blonde from the bar? She got Shawned

by Cwby February 2, 2010

Shawning

Telling facts about something you know absolutely nothing about.

"And that's how creatine works".

"Dude, you've never worked out in your life. Are you Shawning me right now?"

by Bdr01 November 5, 2018

Shawning

To suck on a dick violently in a Hilton hotel bathroom after a rowdy night on 6th street in Austin.

"Hey bro, was that chick shawning you last night after 6th?"

"I'm not saying she's a slut but she's really good at shawning!"

by Gabehardy April 28, 2015