When you meet a guy that you think is fabulous and he takes you away for a trip. Once there you quickly realize he’s horrible, boring, dog, playa, liar, etc and there’s nothing you can do about it but endure until it’s over.
by Never Boring August 18, 2024
Get the Sarasota’d mug.A Sarasota Coffeebrew is a utilitarian US truckers’ breakfast known for its convenience, warmth, and protein content. It consists of freshly brewed black coffee poured over strips of beef jerky in a thermal mug or bowl. The hot liquid partially rehydrates the jerky, creating a meaty, caffeine-rich infusion. Over a few minutes, the jerky softens into a chewy, savoury gruel, combining the sharpness of curing spices with the bitterness of coffee. The dish can be drunk directly, spooned up like a stew, or sopped up with crusty bread. Common among long-haul drivers in Florida and the Southeast, the Sarasota Coffeebrew is valued for its ease of preparation, portability, and ability to provide both stimulation and sustenance in a single, compact meal.
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"been on the road two days and had nothing but dust and sarasota coffeebrew, I'm ready for a whisky"
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by Texas_roadhawg June 4, 2025
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