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Ten-finger Shandy

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft
How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!
by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010
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Shandi

Shandi’s are loyal and strong, they know there place and are not afraid to put people in their own. They commonly have the mouth of a sailor but can hold themselves in scary situations. Shandi’s are commonly known to put drink everyone at the table and are guaranteed to make you laugh and smile. They give more than they receive and always give good advice even if it’s about the weirdest things. Shandi is a baddie name, it’s uncommon and that’s why it’s the best. Most Shandi’s are known for being introverted and socially awkward. They may seem awkward but that’s just because they need a little warming up to get comfortable with you. Having a shandi in your life is a true blessing. I love shandi with my heart and soul.
Guy1: who’s that awkward chick sitting over there?
Guy2: oh, that’s Shandi
by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021
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Shandy

A hand job involving first defecating in the hand and then stimulating the shaft of the penis with that hand.
Hey, Peter, I just had a big meal and am ready to toilet. Fancy a Shandy?
by Coprolite February 2, 2021
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Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.
I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.
by Pauleich August 2, 2025
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Knob shandy

Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).
Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.
by Flipflop83 July 24, 2021
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Shandi

She is not nice but she is very protective over you she will take your gf privileges away and also most likely does drugs in secret and she is fine😒
Omg shandi does drugs
Uh yeah
by Mel Melly mel June 25, 2021
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Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.
Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.
by Ross1lung December 5, 2013
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