Schrodinger's Possum

A Possum seen on the Side of the Road or on the Road laying down , and it is to be presumed untill further investigation that the Possum is neither living or Dead

"Oh look it's a Schrodinger's Possum!"

"Yep"

by SinnyBinny81 November 12, 2020

Schrodinger's Hispanic

A Hispanic person who looks tan indoors but white outdoors

"I swear, I look white when I'm outside. Guess I'm another Schrodinger's Hispanic."

by Flammenwerfer December 31, 2020

Schrodinger’s Nudes

The nude pictures saved on your phone that you don’t remember if you deleted or not when you lend your phone to someone else.

P1: “Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”

by TheFancySquid May 3, 2021

Schrodinger's Honkey

When asians are only POCs when it benefits other POCs.

News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."

Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"

Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."

by GenderDysphoriaIsAnIllness May 4, 2021

Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny

P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022

Schrodinger's cheater

a person that either have 2 or more dates or is single, and it's impossible to tell unless they met

did you heard that mike was doing out with 2 girls on the same dorm? he's such a Schrodinger's cheater

by KateHanami April 23, 2022

Schrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.

Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022