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A person who finds every piece of evidence on someone. Usually someone they are obsessed with and want to find every single thing on the person. Even going through one’s mother’s Facebook to find embarrassing pictures to hold against them. They will pull up pictures you never have seen before.
Gabby is a stalker she followed my mom on Facebook and found pictures of people because she is obsessed and wants to be like me.
Stalker by Emswagmaster2000 December 23, 2023
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Stalker: (NOUN)
Someone who is not hot enough to be seen with you.
Duh.
Person 1: "Cinderhella is MY stalker!!"
Person 2: "You're not banging enough to be murdered!"
Stalker by DetentionYawnnn July 29, 2024
Norman caressed my arm earlier... He is SUCH a stalker...
Stalker by amanixd April 25, 2024
someone who watches you 24/7
theres a stalker out my window! >:(
Stalker by OIOIOIBAKAA February 27, 2025

stalker screenname 

An alternate screenname used for situations on the internet that require anonymity
You might use your stalker screenname to:

1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM
2. hook up with random people through craigslist
3. harass people you dislike

stalker talker 

A person that relentlessly follows you around talking at you even though you really don't want their attention.
My co-worker is a stalker talker, I just can't get him to leave me alone, he just won't shut up.
stalker talker by zeus daddy August 12, 2014

Stalker Pretty 

Adj; A woman so very pretty she is worthy of being stalked. Used to describe someone that would cause an ordinary person to stare and fantasize about.
Heard at an Italian Resturant: “I mean you’re very pretty, but, you’re NOT stalker pretty. “
Stalker Pretty by MDAinspired June 27, 2021